BROADNECK HUMOR

A NEW PICCOLO PLAYER FOR THE

BROADNECK SUNDAY SERVICE

Synopsis: Pastor Damion Siggs Siksics, of the local Broadneck United National Co-Denominationalists, hires a new piccolo player, but he has trouble with the treble clef, and worse, can’t play a single song in the hymnal, not even the denomination’s very anthem: “Here Comes Peter Cottontail.”  As the pastor turns his back on the congregation to minister to the befuddled piccolo player, a person in the pews stands up and says something somewhat derogatory about the new church musician, and sits back down before the pastor can see who it is. Can the pastor shame the piccolo player’s critic into standing up and apologizing to him and the rest of the congregation? We’ll see.

THE BROADNECK PASTOR NOW MUST HIRE A NEW BELL RINGER

Synopsis: A man with both arms in a cast applies for the job of the church bell ringer at the Broadneck United National Co-Denominationalist Church. The pastor is initially reluctant to hire him with such an obvious handicap, but soon begins to sympathize with this bold chump’s troubles, and with those of his brother as well.